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Mera pehla pehla pyar e-leaf 2

Manav :  Baat start nehi karega to feelings kya ghanta express kar payega !! Fattu h tu.  8th se 9th , aur aj 9th se 10th standard me aa gye, ab to bata de.   Amit :  Kya? Manav :  Puri class ko pata h, u both r in love with each other. Warna tu yaha do saal se recess k time classroom me nhi rehta, bahar ja k cricket khelta humlogo k sath…Kam se kam juli se ek baar baat kar le. Uski best frnd h. (classroom laughs) Amit :  Aisa kuch bhi nhi h. Kabhi aapni shakal dekhi h wo aaine me, aaina bhi toot jaye, pata nehi aisa kaise soch liyi, me aur wo!!! Manav :  Dheere bol, baki sab sun rahe h, has rahe h uspe…(Crowd laughs) Amit :  Aur mere upr jo sab log has rahe the, uska kya? Mera koi standard h ki nhi, samne boards h, padhai karna h, koi mujhe like karti h to isme mera kya dosh h, tumlog mere piche kiu pare ho? Koi bhi like karegi to me ja k usko I love u kehta phirunga, im getting irritated by all this, usse ye samajh nhi aata? (classroom laughs) Juli :  Ash , aapn

Mera pehla pehla pyar e-leaf 1

Aisha : Abhi tak bus nehi aaya, kab aayega wo. Class suru hone wala h… Juli : Ash, thodi side ho ja, mujhe teri paas hi bethni h.  Aisha : Juli tu aj andar baith ja. Juli : Par mujhe board dikhai nhi deta. Ash : Board dikhai nhi deta ya rehman sir? Tu kabhi nehi sudhregi. He is married I guess. Upr se uncle honge tere. Juli : Age is just a number. Mera chhor tu aapni bata. Same bench, same seat, beech me narrow space, ek girl’s bench parallel boy’s bench. Waise aj koi missing h…  Ash : k..Kaun?  Juli : Itni bholi mat ban. Sab ko pata h tum dono mein kya khichdi pak rahi h. Ash : Pagal h kya? Amit k sath mein baat tak nhi karti hu. Juli : Haan , wahi to Amit k sath. (Laughs) Ash : Chup karegi tu, waise hi padeshan hu. Juli : Bus ab tak nhi aaya h aa jayega wo, tension mat le. Amit :  oye side de na Juli : dekho chand aaya chaand nazar aaya… Aisha : shhhh. Manav :  Kaha kho gaya?  Space nhi h bhai. U r too lat